We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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