dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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