thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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