So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'd cum for enchiladas.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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