i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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