Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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