Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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