he shaved USA in his pubs
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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