Just mADE A PArabola og urine
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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