how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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