Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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