So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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