I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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