It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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