it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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