never play flip cup with pint glasses
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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