dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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