This girl is more easily done than said...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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