No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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