1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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