i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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