would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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