He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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