She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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