i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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