ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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