Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
dude. I can hear the air.
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