yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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