In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Randomize
