You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
tell me about the eggs
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