And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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