Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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