ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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