Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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