my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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