I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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