Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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