why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
If I die, sorry about rent.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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