i need an iv and a liver transplant
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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