Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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