Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
3pm strippers are depressing
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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