Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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