My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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