Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me