she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk