i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.