I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
In America we eat man semen.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter