one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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