like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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