I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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