i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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