my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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