thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It's shark week go big or go home
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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