At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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