we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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