we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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