this beer tastes like vomit already
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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