the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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