This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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